Fiscal Hawks Pillows

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Currency Stimulus.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

HS2

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Kicking The Habit

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'The financial advisor is here.'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.