Spending Hawk Pillows

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

White House Budget Deficit Talks Grind On...

"Who's got the hammer?"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'More government surveillance!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

HS2

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

Kicking The Habit

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

Ebola Clinic

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

U.S.S. Budget

World Cop.

IRS: Mueller Report

'Just a little off the top.'