Fiscal Hawkishness Pillows

'Before we tackle reckless government spending, what do you say we take an all-expenses paid junket to Bimini?'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Currency Stimulus.

HS2

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Fiscal cliff

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Kicking The Habit

Chained CPI

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"The dow is over 21,000!"

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

Cost of Terror.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

True Horror, Courtesy of the Cabinet of Dr. Biden

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."