Economy Hawk Gifts

Fuel prices go up.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

HS2

Yo-Yo Sales

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Kicking The Habit

Chained CPI

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

A wholly owned subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

True Horror, Courtesy of the Cabinet of Dr. Biden

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Ebola Clinic

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

World Cop.