Fiscal Hawk Gifts

The Fiscal Cliff.

"I was worried about the fiscal budget. It's not like we can just print more money. Then I remembered, we're the government...of course we can just print more!"

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Wayne Swan

U.S.S. Budget

Taxpayer Money.

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

No New Taxes.

Donald Trump

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"Donald Trump for president? Actually, I'm attracted to a man who can pay down the national debt by himself."

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

'Teary-eyed house leader John Boehner, leads the group in crying for deep spending cuts . . .'

Tax and Spend Area Ponzi Scheme by Rick Perry.

Congressional Trimming

"Surely you can earn more, Mr. Nolan. Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security!"

Budget Stoplights.

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"I don't care. It's not my money."

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'More government surveillance!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

HS2

Currency Stimulus.

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.