Invoice Invader Gifts

Home Business - Accounts.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Medical Billing & Coding

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

The Emperor's New Followers

E-mail

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

"How our teacher, under my surveillance, spent her summer vacation..."

E-mail

Operation Jade Helm

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

Accounts: Kill Bills.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

Invoice.

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

'What's this £25 'extra labour'?' - 'That's for the time spent drawing up the bill'.

Spamicide

Boss beside wastepaper bin full of people shouting "Next!"