Invoice Ignorer Gifts

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Medical Billing & Coding

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

"You found another deductible receipt."

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

Accounts: Kill Bills.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

Invoice.

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

'What's this £25 'extra labour'?' - 'That's for the time spent drawing up the bill'.

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'

Island Rent Due.

All my invoices are together in this plastic bag!

"Final demand! Does that mean they'll stop pestering us?"

"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."