Instruction Ignorer Gifts

"Slide dammit!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Manual Worker

Manual Labor.

'No, I said 'sit'.'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Video Horse Shoes.

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

You read the instructions upside down.

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"This is why you read the instructions."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

'Give me some sausages, I want to end it all.'

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

The obvious

"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner."

We regret that misprint on the box. Instead of saying, 'An 8 year old can assemble this' it should have read, 'It takes 8 years to assemble this.'

Rubber ball instructions.

"I'd like you to hop up and down on one foot and perhaps sing a little childhood ditty."