Advice Ignorer Gifts

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'I'm in big trouble with the old battle-ax. What would you do if you were me?'

'Remember, son: They can take away your tail, but NO one can take away your waggish charm!'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'