Absurd Advice Collector Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the charm of eccentricity? Our absurd advice collector collection is ideal for creative souls who appreciate humor, wit, and a dash of the unexpected. These products showcase hilarious, bizarre advice that sparks joy and thought. Whether for a friend with a quirky sense of humor or yourself as a fun décor piece, our collection brings weird wisdom to life. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that proudly feature the most delightfully absurd pieces of advice—because sometimes, the best guidance is the most ridiculous.

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"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?" mockup

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

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"Let's text her, she'd like that." mockup

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

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"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink." mockup

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

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"Have you tried sitting in a box?" mockup

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

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Pigeon Memos

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A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent. mockup

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

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'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!' mockup

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

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"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?" mockup

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

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'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...' mockup

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

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young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers mockup

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

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"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass" mockup

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

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Trending wise.

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'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.' mockup

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

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"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

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'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.' mockup

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

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'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.' mockup

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

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'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.' mockup

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

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Have you tried drinking ?

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'Cake philosophy'

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Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age. mockup

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

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W M. Beemers Adages

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Hints for the Park.

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Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age. mockup

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

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Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear. mockup

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

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'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!' mockup

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

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'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!' mockup

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'

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Clancy: Advice for a Bad Memory

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"First, find someone to blame."

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'I just hope we can avoid a rush to judgement on the charge of my clients public nudity.'`

'I just hope we can avoid a rush to judgement on the charge of my clients public nudity.'` mockup

'I just hope we can avoid a rush to judgement on the charge of my clients public nudity.'`

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"The meaning of life. It's about 14 years, half off for good behaviour."

"The meaning of life. It's about 14 years, half off for good behaviour." mockup

"The meaning of life. It's about 14 years, half off for good behaviour."

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World's tallest potato contest

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"You must try your best...no matter what you do. Just don't get obsessive."

"You must try your best...no matter what you do. Just don't get obsessive." mockup

"You must try your best...no matter what you do. Just don't get obsessive."

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Marriage Counselor: 'I say it ain't cheatin', if it's a different species!'

Marriage Counselor: 'I say it ain't cheatin', if it's a different species!' mockup

Marriage Counselor: 'I say it ain't cheatin', if it's a different species!'

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"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind.

"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind. mockup

"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind.

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Absurd Advice Collector Gifts Collection

Absurd Advice Collector Mugs

Discover our entire collection of absurd advice collector mugs for hilarious, quirky, and thought-provoking designs that brighten up every coffee moment.

Absurd Advice Collector Pillows

Check out our absurd advice collector pillows—cozy, funny, and a playful way to add personality to any room.

Absurd Advice Collector Prints

Browse our prints with absurd advice—bringing humor and eccentricity to your home decor with style and wit.

Absurd Advice Collector T-Shirts

Explore our range of absurd advice collector t-shirts—unique, witty, and perfect for expressing your humorous outlook on life.