Instruction Ignorers Gifts

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Manual Labor.

Manual Worker

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Video Horse Shoes.

You read the instructions upside down.

"This is why you read the instructions."

Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!

School of Backseat Driving

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

'Give me some sausages, I want to end it all.'

The obvious

"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner."

Operating Instructions: 1) Grasp railing firmly with left hand. 2) Place right foot on nearest step. (directions for climbing stairs)

Institute Of Multi-Tasking

'Get a move on, you're late!'

For manual operation

"...We can't just drive off when he's half way through."

TV, 'It's a new Rupert Murdoch production -- the 'Things You're Better Off Not Knowing' channel.'

"Slide dammit!"

"I can mess this up without any printed help."

"Insert bills facing up."