Ignorance Advocate Gifts

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"He's gone goth"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

AI Safety Officer

First love.

People and robots

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Overruled."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

African shadow

Crisis of values

Catalan sentence

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.