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"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"He's gone goth"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

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AI Safety Officer

First love.

People and robots

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Overruled."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

African shadow

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Catalan sentence

Crisis of values

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

"The candidates this year are really honest."