Innocence Advocate Gifts

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Slavery Reparations

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Detention Center

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Moulting"

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Neutral Man.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

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