Criminal Justice Advocate Gifts

'My rights were violated...I never got to hold a press conference.'

Hypocrisy in America

"You have the right to remain silent, but in that case, you may be subject to torture."

Your debt to society: 1516 days, 13 Hrs, 26 Mins.

"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."

The Long Goodbye

"The board gave me a cancellation then a postponement and now a continuance."

"The jails were all full so they sent me to an open prison."

Spent 30 years in prison for a crime I didn't commit - please help.

'I was judged by white male standards!'

'Life means Life' inconsistency

'Don't you just love fast track justice?'

"You are charged with defending yourself and your property..."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

What Does God Know?

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Justice 4 Ron

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Lady Justice.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Neutral Man.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Privatized Jails

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'