Black Lives Matter but Maybe Not Their Votes
Criminal Justice Reform Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a criminal justice reform advocate? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring items that highlight their dedication to fair and equitable justice. Perfect for lawyers, activists, or anyone passionate about reform, these thoughtful products combine humor with purpose.
Privatized Jails
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"When is my next parole hearing?"
"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."
"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."
"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."
Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.
"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"
To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb
'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'
Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.
'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'
'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'
"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"
Trump's Justice
Supreme court chairs with IV bags
"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."
Victory for Viktor Orban
'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'
'Are you capable of distinguishing right from wrong?', 'Can you give me a hint?'
Lady Justice with blood in her scales.
"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."
"My thinking was a little too far outside the box."
Solitary refinement.
A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle
"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."
State Prison Child Care
Crime slipping through legal system.
Robojudge US patent pending
"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."
Criminal Justice Reform Advocate Gifts Collection
Criminal Justice Reform Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to criminal justice reform advocates, featuring witty and inspiring designs that start conversations over coffee.
Criminal Justice Reform Advocate Pillows
Add advocacy to their living space with pillows that promote justice and fairness, blending comfort with a powerful message.
Criminal Justice Reform Advocate Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints that highlight the importance of criminal justice reform, perfect for offices or home spaces supporting the cause.
Criminal Justice Reform Advocate T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for advocates of change—bold designs that make a statement and support the cause for criminal justice reform.