Crime Reform Enthusiast Gifts

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Dark money donor

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Privatized Jails

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Abortion Ban

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."