"Don't think of it as a prison cell. Think of it as a safe space where you can perfect your ability to abide by the law."
Justice Reform Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for something special for a justice reform enthusiast? Our collection features clever, meaningful items that reflect their dedication to creating a fairer world. Perfect for inspiring conversations and showing support for their cause.
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Lady Justice and Confidential Files
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.
'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'
"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.
"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."
Mou...Man trap!
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
The USA...
Privatized Jails
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'
Dark money donor
'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"
'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'
A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury
Abortion Ban
"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."
'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'
Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.
"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."
'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'
"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."
A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".
"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."
To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb
Law 'N' Order
"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."
'Must you be so judgemental?'
'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'
Justice Reform Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Justice Reform Enthusiast Mugs
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Justice Reform Enthusiast Pillows
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Justice Reform Enthusiast Prints
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Justice Reform Enthusiast T-Shirts
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