Criminal Justice Reformer Gifts

Crime slipping through legal system.

'Thirty grand to keep one prisoner for a year! Tell you what - release me with twenty and next you'll be in profit.'

Budget Cuts.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Skeptic Tank.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Arizona In Black

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Privatized Jails

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

End Gun Violence

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

Trump's Justice

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Prisoner speech

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

Victory for Viktor Orban

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

Human Rights

'Are you capable of distinguishing right from wrong?', 'Can you give me a hint?'

New Gun Legislation Ahead.

Lady Justice with blood in her scales.

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."