Crime Reform Gifts

'I don't object to a GBH - But I was thinking more serial killer.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Skeptic Tank.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Arizona In Black

Minority Report

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

The evidence destroyed

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Mobsters at the Beach

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Racial Profiling

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'