Instruction Rebel Gifts

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Computer Class.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'