Manual Instruction Rebels Gifts

Video Horse Shoes.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

Manual Worker

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

School Boundries.

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

You read the instructions upside down.

"This is why you read the instructions."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

... and this section is for the people who wrote computer manuals.

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'

"We can't say they aren't learning. Twenty three of them have learned to call in sick."

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.