Instruction Detective Gifts

Manual Labor.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Hospital Departments

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Recalculating

You are here.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

Confused drivers

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Don't forget to read the small print.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Devil in the detail

The Life of Riley...

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

You are Here

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'Some scout he is!'