Math Detective Gifts

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

"Wait! That's not a decimal point! It's a dead fly!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

IRS Audit Section

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Newton's Law and Order.

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"We need to discuss your expense account."

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'