Decimal Detective Gifts

'Books balanced yet?' - 'Yes, except for the decimal point.'

'I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplaced decimal.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplaced decimal."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Terry had a computer bug.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Clickbait

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'