Decimal Devotee Gifts

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"They're non-identical twins."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

I love my Timpani

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"Humans are strange."

US dollar rising and falling.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

Dollar

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Goodbye cruel world."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

At the CD shop.

Raining dollars in America.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."