Dollar Devotees Gifts

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

US dollar rising and falling.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Dollar

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Money Snowglobe

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

Raining dollars in America.

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. Dear Mister Buck, is it true that "money talks"? Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'