Decimal Point Devotee Gifts

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Goodbye cruel world."

Dollar

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

Raining dollars in America.

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."