Dollar Devotees T-Shirts

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

US dollar rising and falling.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Dollar

"Goodbye cruel world."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Money Snowglobe

Raining dollars in America.

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."