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"Bond James, Bond."

Silly wig.

New Shoes.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

Radiant, yet flammable.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Man dressed as a robot.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Don Alahambra

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

Koko and Nanki Poo shake on it

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"Here, this might fit."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"Make me look like this."

Gentlemen of Japan