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'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"Bond James, Bond."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Silly wig.

New Shoes.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Radiant, yet flammable.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Man dressed as a robot.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Don Alahambra

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

"Here, this might fit."

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

Gentlemen of Japan

"Make me look like this."

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"