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Infantas Around Town

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"Bond James, Bond."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

'And here come the fun runners.'

Silly wig.

New Shoes.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

A woman in prayer

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Fancy Dress Box

Man dressed as a robot.

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Don Alahambra

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Standup... Nihilist

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'