Decimal Devotee T-Shirts

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"They're non-identical twins."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

I love my Timpani

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"Humans are strange."

US dollar rising and falling.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

How hit songs get their names

Dollar

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

At the CD shop.

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

The Seven Financial Ages of Man