Decimal Point Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

The Life of Pi

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Staff Yearbook

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Reign Man

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Pop Up Pointillism.

57th Birthday balloons

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'I used to be dull and boring then, one day, I discovered accountancy.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'How would you describe yourself?'