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Decimal Dreamer T-Shirts
Add some mathematical fun to their wardrobe with t-shirts that boldly celebrate decimal dreams and creative number lovers—comfortable, clever, and full of personality.
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."
Math Dreams
Swinging on a star.
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.
'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."
Giant using sheep as cotton buds
'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'
Geek fairies
"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."
"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."
Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
Push for Disco...
'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'
'I still want to be a cowboy.'
We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"
"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"
'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'
"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.
Decimal Dreamer T-Shirts Collection
Decimal Dreamer Mugs
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Decimal Dreamer Pillows
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Decimal Dreamer Prints
Browse our inspirational prints featuring decimals and imaginative themes—perfect for inspiring any decimal dreamer’s workspace or home.