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"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

Saxophone Player.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

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