Decimal Daredevil T-Shirts

"Are we done celebrating Pi Day yet?" "Not until I've completed the 'reading of the digits.'"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Information Tightrope.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'