Daredevil Communicator T-Shirts

"Message: I care."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Information Tightrope.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."