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Pyramid Handicap Parking

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

At the 2021 Religious Games

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."