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"We're in trouble, JB, people are actually starting to read the small print in our TV ads!"

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

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'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"See...polystyrene!"

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

Federal witness protection agency.

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"They're not home.."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'