Disclaimer Detective Gifts

"We're in trouble, JB, people are actually starting to read the small print in our TV ads!"

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"It's a setup."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"See...polystyrene!"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Federal witness protection agency.

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"They're not home.."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'