Detective In Denial Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the detective in denial? Celebrate their love for mystery and intrigue with humorous and thoughtful items that playfully acknowledge their secret suspicions. Ideal for fans of puzzles, crime stories, or anyone who enjoys a little playful denial. Our collection offers a range of printed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to make them smile and feel understood.

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"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"

"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?" mockup

"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.' mockup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.' mockup

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

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"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..." mockup

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

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CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.' mockup

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

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Barks in code.

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes. mockup

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!' mockup

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.' mockup

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.' mockup

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

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hard-boiled egg...

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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'You know too much,'

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it." mockup

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

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"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

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