Disrespect Detective Gifts

C'mon, move!

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"It's a setup."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Devil in the detail

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"See...polystyrene!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Forward Planning - The key to Success

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.