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C'mon, move!

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Devil in the detail

"It's a setup."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"See...polystyrene!"

"We need to talk about procrastination."

When pedants take a break.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Forward Planning - The key to Success

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"They're not home.."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"