Framed Dollar Aficionado Gifts

"That's the first dollar I've ever made. Someday, I hope to make another."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

US dollar rising and falling.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'I like the frame.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

Dollar

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"Goodbye cruel world."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Euro Struggling with Weights

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

Money Snowglobe

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"But is it..?"

Raining dollars in America.

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Coarse Fishing.

"Who cuts your mattes?"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."