Dollar Store Enthusiasts Gifts

'I don't care if you got it at the dollar store...GET THAT BIB OFF OF MY SON!!!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

US dollar rising and falling.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Dollar

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

All Major Cash Honored.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Money Snowglobe

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Raining dollars in America.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'