Dollar Store Enthusiasts Gifts

'I don't care if you got it at the dollar store...GET THAT BIB OFF OF MY SON!!!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

US dollar rising and falling.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Dollar

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

All Major Cash Honored.

Raining dollars in America.

Money Snowglobe

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. Dear Mister Buck, is it true that "money talks"? Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'