Dollars And Sense Enthusiast Gifts

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"Which way up do you want it?"

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'Great visual support.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Why do you want a career in the bank?

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Euro Struggling with Weights

"Goodbye cruel world."

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Dollar

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Statue of pound sign

Raining dollars in America.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Do you believe in money at first sight?

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."