Dollar Detective Gifts

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Financial Advisor. In short, my life went over budget.

'I still prefer trading the old fashioned way.'

US economy-spend or save?

The dollar is in trouble.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'Crisis'

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

IRS Audit Section

Eurobonds Explained.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Dark money donor

Euro Bomb

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'