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'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'I still prefer trading the old fashioned way.'

US economy-spend or save?

The dollar is in trouble.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Crisis'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Eurobonds Explained.

IRS Audit Section

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

Euro Bomb

Dark money donor

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."