Coin Detective Gifts

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Crisis'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Money god

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

The Oxford Comma Coin

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

IRS Audit Section

Dept. of the Treasury

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Dark money donor

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'