Coin Detective Mugs

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Crisis'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Money god

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

IRS Audit Section

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Dept. of the Treasury

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Dark money donor

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.